{"product_id":"air-gapped-emotionally-unavailable","title":"Air-Gapped \u0026 Emotionally Unavailable","description":"A heavyweight, garment-dyed tee that speaks with wry honesty. The relaxed silhouette and soft, broken-in color invite long afternoons of low-effort comfort, while the bold, tongue-in-cheek message — accompanied by a muted Wi‑Fi alert icon — announces a playful boundary: digitally checked out, emotionally checked out. Wear it to coffee shops, coder meetups, study sessions, or lazy weekends when you want to keep the vibe mellow but unmistakable. The textured dye and sturdy stitching age gracefully, turning this shirt into a favorite layer for those who value comfort, dry humor, and a little social distance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for consistent fit\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label and wide color selection (58 colors)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43194844905534,"sku":"33435157301534361260","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43194844938302,"sku":"13444243193373941059","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43194844971070,"sku":"11808541623625575758","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43194845003838,"sku":"27196092446326869829","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43194845036606,"sku":"32230993049109929445","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43194845069374,"sku":"62942114294132569859","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0600\/0331\/9870\/files\/20260814040108-1f19794c-74ce-65dc-9194-ca49dbfef4a6.png?v=1786680111","url":"https:\/\/satoshispaceclub.store\/products\/air-gapped-emotionally-unavailable","provider":"Satoshi Space Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}