{"product_id":"but-did-you-die","title":"But Did You Die?","description":"This garment-dyed tee blends soft, lived-in comfort with a quiet, wry sense of humor. The heavyweight cotton holds its shape while the post-construction dye gives the shirt a muted, vintage-ready hue and supple hand. A small, hand-drawn roller-coaster graphic and the line “But did you die?” sit subtly on the chest — a low-key, ironic reminder that life’s messy moments shrink with time. The relaxed cut and tubular knit make it easy to layer or wear solo. Wear it on weekend drives, casual hangouts, or when you need a little comic perspective after a chaotic day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for reliable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, durable construction\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL; sewn-in label; available in many colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43159052648510,"sku":"20496891596647555752","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43159052681278,"sku":"15158706440408257969","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43159052714046,"sku":"22803025603495075549","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43159052746814,"sku":"17247453413294592940","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43159052779582,"sku":"21339343948764460002","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43159052812350,"sku":"26158590000077040648","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43159052845118,"sku":"10277255094910907672","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43159052877886,"sku":"32976262105224536735","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43159052910654,"sku":"13721143694141314930","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43159052943422,"sku":"30614541082184282258","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43159052976190,"sku":"14946017717106342479","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0600\/0331\/9870\/files\/20260806105545-1f191856-01ea-6180-80a0-76696e11aeda.png?v=1786013807","url":"https:\/\/satoshispaceclub.store\/products\/but-did-you-die","provider":"Satoshi Space Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}