{"product_id":"hodl-sloth-rocket","title":"HODL Sloth Rocket","description":"This relaxed garment-dyed tee brings a playful, crypto-friendly energy to everyday wear. The heavy-weight 100% ring-spun cotton feels substantial yet broken-in soft from the garment-dye process. The design—a cheerful sloth riding a rocket with “HODL” above—reads like a wink to anyone who lives by hodling through market chaos. Wear it on meetups, casual days at the coffee shop, or whenever you want to signal membership in the crypto community without shouting. The tubular, seam-free body and double-needle stitching keep the silhouette clean and durable. Available in a wide palette of dyed tones and sizes through 4XL, it’s built for long weekends, late-night trading sessions, and the slow-burn optimism of HODLers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeel: laid-back confidence, quietly optimistic. Atmosphere: cozy couches, laptop glow, group chats and inside jokes about moon missions. This tee fits into a life that values comfort, community, and a little sly humor—especially during meetups, casual launches, and crypto-themed gatherings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavy-weight yet soft after garment dyeing\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed construction for a lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching on all seams for added durability\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43066837893182,"sku":"92927837421754775861","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43066837925950,"sku":"18380329216550834751","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43066837958718,"sku":"30784791172356424789","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43066837991486,"sku":"17313107485106284982","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43066838024254,"sku":"21285087670571977666","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43066838057022,"sku":"17181811262143689541","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43066838089790,"sku":"22861262682031669228","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43066838122558,"sku":"33119041395653121806","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0600\/0331\/9870\/files\/20260706223144-1f1798a7-77d8-658e-8cd0-ea2507368e2b.png?v=1783377292","url":"https:\/\/satoshispaceclub.store\/products\/hodl-sloth-rocket","provider":"Satoshi Space Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}