{"product_id":"i-m-just-here-for-the-cheap-bitcoin","title":"I’m Just Here for the Cheap Bitcoin","description":"A relaxed, garment-dyed tee that speaks straight to the crypto-curious and seasoned hodlers alike. The bold white block text — “I’m just here for the cheap bitcoin” — sits cleanly on a soft, heavyweight canvas, striking a playful chord at meetups, AMAs, or late-night trading sessions. Wear it to nod at market dips, start conversations at conferences, or lounge while you track charts. The roomy, relaxed cut layers easily under a hoodie or stands alone with jeans. The washed-in color and soft hand give it a worn-in, lived-with feel from day one, so it looks like it’s been part of your rotation for months even on the first wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from durable ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed after construction, this tee keeps its texture and color depth through washes. Double-needle stitching and a tubular, no-side-seam body mean a cleaner silhouette and lasting wear. Sized from S to 4XL, it offers a roomy fit for casual comfort and street-ready style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, long-lasting feel\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for a lived-in texture and deeper color\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42721546764350,"sku":"16435790427661573733","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42721546797118,"sku":"15772902498628647261","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42721546829886,"sku":"28436829660451390834","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42721546862654,"sku":"31338721273860623458","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42721546895422,"sku":"17434931838159218979","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42721546928190,"sku":"96548278805632090246","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0600\/0331\/9870\/files\/Black_55.png?v=1776995615","url":"https:\/\/satoshispaceclub.store\/products\/i-m-just-here-for-the-cheap-bitcoin","provider":"Satoshi Space Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}