{"product_id":"ive-explained-this-before","title":"I've Explained This Before","description":"A soft, garment-dyed tee that carries a wry, confident voice. The relaxed fit and heavyweight cotton feel like something you’ve owned for years the moment you put it on. The front text — clean, bold, and slightly vintage in tone — reads like a private punchline for people who’ve had to repeat themselves one too many times. Wear it to low-key hangs, late-night study sessions, casual workdays, or while running errands. The muted, broken-in color from the post-construction dyeing gives the shirt a lived-in look that pairs easily with jeans, hoodies, or a worn-in flannel. It’s for someone who values comfort, quiet sarcasm, and clothes that don’t try too hard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, and offered in 58 colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43149068533822,"sku":"15446573607954858847","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43149068566590,"sku":"20035373402178600783","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43149068599358,"sku":"28602467254140225964","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43149068632126,"sku":"31667908527212071753","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43149068664894,"sku":"18693130261954941095","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43149068697662,"sku":"31188152616646941182","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0600\/0331\/9870\/files\/20260804023430-1f18fad0-54c6-68a2-9ee3-1ec6da9d044f.png?v=1785810934","url":"https:\/\/satoshispaceclub.store\/products\/ive-explained-this-before","provider":"Satoshi Space Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}