{"product_id":"rip-bitcoin-2009","title":"RIP Bitcoin (2009–∞)","description":"This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries a quiet, ironic statement: a clean “RIP BITCOIN” headline across the chest, rendered in classic serif type for a deadpan, memorial feel. The soft, washed-in color and relaxed cut make it one you reach for on late-night forum debates, meetups, or casual weekends when you want to wear your crypto skepticism (or dark humor) on your sleeve. It sits comfortably in a closet of someone who tracks markets, trades memes, or collects vintage-inspired crypto apparel — an understated conversation starter that reads like an obituary and starts stories instead of shouting for attention.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for durability and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²) fabric with relaxed fit and double-needle stitched seams\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular, side-seam free construction and sewn-in label for clean lines\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL in 58 colors (made in Honduras)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42647401136190,"sku":"73408191322486594016","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42647401168958,"sku":"28535093393717692835","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42647401201726,"sku":"12777781175353109471","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42647401234494,"sku":"17954036557200461618","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42647401267262,"sku":"12674968756179598683","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42647401300030,"sku":"25115195213132522931","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0600\/0331\/9870\/files\/20260328200448-1f12ae15-fa49-6c1a-96a2-a6a9eea04fa0.png?v=1774728350","url":"https:\/\/satoshispaceclub.store\/products\/rip-bitcoin-2009","provider":"Satoshi Space Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}