{"product_id":"saw-a-bear-didn-t-sell","title":"Saw a Bear Didn’t Sell","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a bold, cheeky message in a distressed, outdoorsy font—’SAW A BEAR DIDN’T SELL.’ The soft, lived-in color and relaxed fit make it feel like an instant favorite straight out of the box. Wear it on cool morning hikes, weekend trail runs, or low-key campfire nights to signal a dry sense of humor and a love of the woods. The sturdy construction and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton mean it stands up to repeated adventures while staying comfortable against your skin. Subtle texture from the after-construction dyeing gives each shirt a slightly vintage look that ages well and layers easily under a flannel or jacket.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit for lasting shape\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and pre-shrunk construction\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43151816884286,"sku":"21575755626439217706","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43151816917054,"sku":"45441750615716504189","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43151816949822,"sku":"12916216396228475993","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43151816982590,"sku":"31950179353202603484","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43151817015358,"sku":"17315044180681977757","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43151817048126,"sku":"71146311997505309418","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0600\/0331\/9870\/files\/20260805045130-1f190895-357c-6c6c-bc16-c2a9a04fd324.png?v=1785905585","url":"https:\/\/satoshispaceclub.store\/products\/saw-a-bear-didn-t-sell","provider":"Satoshi Space Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}