{"product_id":"the-market-is-bleeding-i-remain-bullish","title":"The Market Is Bleeding, I Remain Bullish","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels like a talisman for traders who laugh in the face of chaos. A sculpted black cat sits centered beneath the bold line “THE MARKET IS BLEEDING” and the quieter, defiant caption “I REMAIN BULLISH,” both framed by an orange splatter that reads like spilled charts and late-night energy. The relaxed, vintage-soft fabric settles in like an old favorite—broken-in, muted color, and quietly confident. Wear it to trading jam sessions, a casual office day, or a meetup where the room understands risk and resolve. It’s for people who trade with conviction and don’t flinch when the candles turn red.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric for a vintage look and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk for cleaner fit and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42685790748734,"sku":"30650600700507714592","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42685790781502,"sku":"33883367475195115119","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42685790814270,"sku":"17540040209224736876","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42685790847038,"sku":"24752747045281172522","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42685790879806,"sku":"13512715851662576223","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42685790912574,"sku":"22606608620002603270","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0600\/0331\/9870\/files\/20260409032735-1f133c40-d3b8-63e4-971f-5221f464a294.png?v=1775705306","url":"https:\/\/satoshispaceclub.store\/products\/the-market-is-bleeding-i-remain-bullish","provider":"Satoshi Space Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}