{"product_id":"the-money-is-broken-try-this","title":"The Money Is Broken, Try This","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee blends vintage texture with modern bite. A hand-illustration riff on Michelangelo’s touch reaches out with a Bitcoin medallion while the caption reads, “Bro, the money is broken. Try this.” It wears like a lived-in favorite: soft from post-construction dyeing, relaxed through the shoulders, and built to last with double-needle seams and tubular construction. Throw it on for long days of coffee-fueled debate, crypto meetups, or casual weekend hangs — it speaks plainly to people who trade opinions, codes, and ideals. Choose from many muted, faded shades to match the faded-print vibe; sizes run S–4XL so the fit can be slouchy or just-right depending on your style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk cotton\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular, no-side-seam construction with double-needle stitching for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available in S–4XL, sewn-in label, and 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":42918192185406,"sku":"26565715823170979624","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":42918192218174,"sku":"19311720843789993361","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":42918192250942,"sku":"11543329516948403742","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0600\/0331\/9870\/files\/20260612231252-1f166b43-cc9e-69a2-91fc-d6372aef8709.png?v=1781306073","url":"https:\/\/satoshispaceclub.store\/products\/the-money-is-broken-try-this","provider":"Satoshi Space Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}