Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton because if you're gonna HODL until the fiat collapse, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex shirt has that lived-in, "I was there for Mt. Gox" feel. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size, because nothing says "low time preference" like a shirt that actually holds up. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who are probably posting Bitcoin memes on their breaks. 

Avoid Liquidation:
• Cold water only (hot water is for no coiners)
• Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until the next halving)
• Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
• First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
• Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for posting memes)

Drying Instructions:
Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:
• Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
• Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
• If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.

We want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us. No rug pulls here.

Here's the deal:

• Got something damaged or defective? Full refund or replacement, no questions asked.
• Have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
• Email us at support@satoshispaceclub.store - We're actual humans who respond (and probably also check the mempool between emails).

We're not some faceless corporation running a sketchy ICO. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to stack sats and spread the word without unnecessary drama. Think of this as our proof-of-work commitment to you.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable - unlike fiat monetary policy.

Free shipping on orders over $75 to help orange-pill the masses. 

Usually, it takes 3–7 days to fulfill an order, after which it's shipped out and the shippers do their thing for another 2-5 days. 

You'll receive a tracking link via email when your order ships out - because transparency > trust, even for t-shirts. 

If you have any questions about your tracking or shipment, drop us a line at support@satoshispaceclub.store (we respond quick!).