Bitcoin Pseudo Patchwork

A cozy fleece hoodie with a vintage-inspired “Bacon” chest design, made for laid-back mornings, diner runs, and anyone who believes comfort should come with a little personality. The soft, substantial fleece feels warm without being stiff, while the adjustable hood and kangaroo pocket make it easy to settle in on chilly days. Wear it for weekend breakfasts, casual gatherings, or slow evenings at home—the nostalgic graphic adds a playful touch to an everyday favorite. With a regular fit, durable stitching, and a smooth cotton exterior made for embroidery, this hoodie is built to stay comfortable and expressive through repeat wear.

Product features
- Soft 3-end fleece with a smooth, comfortable hand-feel
- Medium-heavy 8.25 oz/yd² fabric for substantial warmth
- Kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm
- Adjustable drawstring hood with metal grommets and tipped cord ends
- Double-needle topstitching, neck tape, and under 5% shrinkage for lasting wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Product Details

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton because if you're gonna HODL until the fiat collapse, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex shirt has that lived-in, "I was there for Mt. Gox" feel. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size, because nothing says "low time preference" like a shirt that actually holds up. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who are probably posting Bitcoin memes on their breaks.

Refund Policy

We want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us. No rug pulls here.

Here's the deal:

• Got something damaged or defective? Full refund or replacement, no questions asked.
• Have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
• Email us at support@satoshispaceclub.store - We're actual humans who respond (and probably also check the mempool between emails).

We're not some faceless corporation running a sketchy ICO. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to stack sats and spread the word without unnecessary drama. Think of this as our proof-of-work commitment to you.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable - unlike fiat monetary policy.