Dont Trip Buy The Dip Bitcoin Bucket Hat

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton because if you're gonna HODL until the fiat collapse, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex shirt has that lived-in, "I was there for Mt. Gox" feel. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size, because nothing says "low time preference" like a shirt that actually holds up. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who are probably posting Bitcoin memes on their breaks. 

We want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us. No rug pulls here.

Here's the deal:

• Got something damaged or defective? Full refund or replacement, no questions asked.
• Have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
• Email us at support@satoshispaceclub.store - We're actual humans who respond (and probably also check the mempool between emails).

We're not some faceless corporation running a sketchy ICO. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to stack sats and spread the word without unnecessary drama. Think of this as our proof-of-work commitment to you.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable - unlike fiat monetary policy.