HODL Brain Embroidered Dad Hat
HODL Brain Embroidered Dad Hat
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π Great for:
Crypto enthusiasts and Bitcoin investors
Unique gifts for blockchain fans
Anyone who believes in the power of HODLing!
This hat is more than just an accessory; itβs a badge of honor for those who stay steady in the ups and downs of the crypto market. Whether you're rocking it at a Bitcoin meetup, crypto conference, or casual day out, the HODL Brain Dad Hat lets you show off your dedication to the crypto world in style.
π Order yours now and make a statement! Perfect for gifting or upgrading your own collection of crypto merch.
β’ 100% chino cotton twill
β’ Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
β’ Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
β’ 6 embroidered eyelets
β’ 3 β β (7.6 cm) crown
β’ Adjustable strap with antique buckle
β’ Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Sizing Guide
Sizing Guide

Product Details
Product Details
Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton because if you're gonna HODL until the fiat collapse, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex shirt has that lived-in, "I was there for Mt. Gox" feel. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size, because nothing says "low time preference" like a shirt that actually holds up. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who are probably posting Bitcoin memes on their breaks.Β
Refund Policy
Refund Policy
We want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us. No rug pulls here.
Here's the deal:
β’ Got something damaged or defective? Full refund or replacement, no questions asked.
β’ Have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
β’ Email us at support@satoshispaceclub.store - We're actual humans who respond (and probably also check the mempool between emails).
We're not some faceless corporation running a sketchy ICO. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to stack sats and spread the word without unnecessary drama. Think of this as our proof-of-work commitment to you.
Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable - unlike fiat monetary policy.
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