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Laugh Now Fomo Later Bitcoin Tee

Laugh Now Fomo Later Bitcoin Tee

$34.99 USD
$34.99 USD
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Every family’s got that uncle, the one cracking jokes at Thanksgiving about your “magic internet money.” This design puts him right on stage with the comedy and tragedy masks. On the left, the teal mask laughs loud, just like he does when he calls Bitcoin a scam. On the right, the red mask shows the face he’ll make when he realizes the plebs were stacking while he was clowning.

 

Framed by bold gothic script, a gold-and-orange Bitcoin shines in the center, tattoo-flash style with crisp lines and light outlines that hit on both dark and light shirts. It’s more than ink on cotton. It’s a prophecy: they laugh now, but when supply runs dry, they’ll fomo later.

Washing Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

Product Details

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Age restrictions: For adults

Refund Policy

Refund Policy

30-Day Claim Window (No Physical Returns)
Every item is made to order and shipped from the U.S. If your item arrives misprinted, damaged, or incorrect, contact us at support@satoshispaceclub.store within 7 days of delivery. Be sure to include your order number and clear photos of the issue. If approved, we’ll issue a replacement or refund. You do not need to return the item.

Not What You Expected?
If there’s something off about the quality of your order, let us know within 7 days of delivery. Include photos and a short description of the issue. We review these on a case-by-case basis and will do our best to make it right.

Size or Style Didn’t Work Out?
We’re not able to accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues or changes of mind, as each item is printed just for you.

However, we want you to be happy with your order. If the size or design wasn’t quite what you expected, reach out and we’ll make it right. 

Refunds
If a refund is approved, it will be issued to your original payment method within 10 business days. If it’s been more than 15 business days since we confirmed your refund and you haven’t received it, contact us at support@satoshispaceclub.store and we'll take care of you.

Questions?
We’re here to help. Email support@satoshispaceclub.store anytime.

Shipping Times

Usually, it takes 3–7 days to fulfill an order, after which it’s shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:
 ● USA: 3–4 business days
 ● Europe: 6–8 business days
 ● Australia: 2–14 business days
 ● Japan: 4–8 business days
 ● International: 10–20 business days

You’ll receive a tracking link via email when your order ships out. If you have any questions about your tracking or shipment, drop us a line at satoshispaceclub@gmail.com

 

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Built for Comfort. Worn for Signal.

We use Comfort Colors for a reason: the 100% ring-spun cotton is soft like it’s already been yours for years. The pigment-dyed finish gives each piece a rich, vintage look with a natural fade—no gloss, no gimmicks. And despite the chill feel, these tees are built to last. Fades right. Wears right. Almost as strong as your belief.

Innit For The Designs.

We’re not just slapping Bitcoin symbols on tees. Signal-rich designs, not throwaway drip.

Grassroots Brand.

Minimal marketing. No big affiliations. Just plebs supporting plebs.