Not Your Keys Nacho Cheese
Not Your Keys Nacho Cheese
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The “Not Your Keys, Nacho Cheese” tee serves up a spicy reminder about self-custody with a gooey Bitcoin twist. A melted ₿ drips off a nacho chip in smooth, surreal motion that blends humor and conviction in one bite.
Printed on a premium Comfort Colors 1717 blank, it delivers that soft vintage feel that gets better with every wash.
Buy the dip, don't be the dip.
Sizing Guide
Sizing Guide
Product Details
Product Details
Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton because if you're gonna HODL until the fiat collapse, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex shirt has that lived-in, "I was there for Mt. Gox" feel. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size, because nothing says "low time preference" like a shirt that actually holds up. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who are probably posting Bitcoin memes on their breaks.
Refund Policy
Refund Policy
We want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us. No rug pulls here.
Here's the deal:
• Got something damaged or defective? Full refund or replacement, no questions asked.
• Have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
• Email us at support@satoshispaceclub.store - We're actual humans who respond (and probably also check the mempool between emails).
We're not some faceless corporation running a sketchy ICO. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to stack sats and spread the word without unnecessary drama. Think of this as our proof-of-work commitment to you.
Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable - unlike fiat monetary policy.
