Paper Hands Burn Tee

$34.99

~~$39.99~~ $34.99

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Color: Black

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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries an attitude — bold graphics, softened by that lived-in Comfort Colors feel. The front art mixes gritty, hand-drawn elements (a skull with red-stained eyes, the words “PAPER HANDS BURN,” and distressed Bitcoin-style lettering) for a streetwise, anti-fragile vibe. The relaxed fit and soft, pre-shrunk cotton make it comfortable for everyday wear, while the garment-dyed finish gives each piece subtle color variation and a broken-in texture. Wear it to show you move with conviction — to meetups, late-night hangs, or whenever you want your outfit to speak without shouting.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color, vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; choose from 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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Product Details

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton because if you're gonna HODL until the fiat collapse, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex shirt has that lived-in, "I was there for Mt. Gox" feel. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size, because nothing says "low time preference" like a shirt that actually holds up. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who are probably posting Bitcoin memes on their breaks.

Refund Policy

We want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us. No rug pulls here.

Here's the deal:

• Got something damaged or defective? Full refund or replacement, no questions asked.
• Have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
• Email us at support@satoshispaceclub.store - We're actual humans who respond (and probably also check the mempool between emails).

We're not some faceless corporation running a sketchy ICO. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to stack sats and spread the word without unnecessary drama. Think of this as our proof-of-work commitment to you.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable - unlike fiat monetary policy.