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I’m Not Leaving Them DOLLARS

I’m Not Leaving Them DOLLARS

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A relaxed, garment-dyed tee that speaks with dry humor and quiet confidence. The soft, heavyweight cotton feels broken-in from the first wear and the muted dye gives the print a lived-in look that sits naturally in a casual wardrobe. The front text—bold but understated—reads like a private joke for anyone who likes clever, slightly snarky statements. Wear it to coffee runs, weekend errands, or low-key hangouts when you want to show personality without shouting. The roomy fit and durable construction mean this shirt becomes a go-to piece for everyday comfort and easy layering.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric with soft color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric and relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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Product Details

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton because if you're gonna HODL until the fiat collapse, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex shirt has that lived-in, "I was there for Mt. Gox" feel. Heavier, quality material that runs true to size, because nothing says "low time preference" like a shirt that actually holds up. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who are probably posting Bitcoin memes on their breaks. 

Refund Policy

We want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us. No rug pulls here.

Here's the deal:

• Got something damaged or defective? Full refund or replacement, no questions asked.
• Have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
• Email us at support@satoshispaceclub.store - We're actual humans who respond (and probably also check the mempool between emails).

We're not some faceless corporation running a sketchy ICO. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to stack sats and spread the word without unnecessary drama. Think of this as our proof-of-work commitment to you.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable - unlike fiat monetary policy.

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